Sometimes, when funds are low, you need to take a more DIY approach to your All Hallows Eve garb! These ladies have some pretty awesome ideas for those of us who are tired of paying top dollar for cheaply made “sexy” costumes that never seem to actually look sexy on anyone (a sexy watermelon? Seriously?).
I took costume inspiration from this lady for my Halloween parties!
All it took was, a couple of sweaters (one for my head and one for a skirt), a little black dress, a white slip, a gold brooch, fishnets, a pair of heels, and some red lipstick…all things I already had on hand!
Huzzah for this year’s Halloween costume being a freebie! 🙂
Pretty much everyone I see has better hair than mine, and that makes me sad. Not sad enough to stop frying my hair with cheap boxed hair dye or grilling it with a flat iron on the daily — Just enough to passive-aggressively resent the hell out of all those cute coeds with their perfect, shiny strands.
I’ve wanted to see how a Keratin treatment would work on my coarse, wavy tresses, but as you know…I’m broke. I can’t very well flippin’ afford a $300 hair treatment.
So, I did what any fearless loser would do. I bought a bottle of the professional-grade stuff from Amazon. Now…don’t get me wrong. Just because I did this, doesn’t mean that you should. In fact, you probably shouldn’t. Buying this online means that I have no way to know if this stuff is the original product, diluted, an inferior product, or rabbit skin glue. Seriously…I’m probably an idiot for attempting this. But, the bottle cost about $80, which is enough for about 4 treatments (This would be $1,200 in salon visits!).
I gathered my tools…
The bottle has detailed directions on how to administer the treatment, as well as “For Professional Use Only” written on it (I obviously ignored that last bit). I had to wash my hair 3 times with a special sodium-free shampoo and blow it dry.
Then, I painted my locks with what I desperately hoped wasn’t horse semen…
I put a shower cap on my head and waited for 30 minutes…
Then I blew my hair dry again, and began straightening it. It took forever (partially due to my taking several wine breaks)! You have to straighten 1/2″ sections 10 times per section with a 450 degree flat iron.
The whole process ended up taking about 3 hours.
Aaaaand….here’s what it looks like after! 🙂
My Verdict: Keratin CAN be administered at home successfully (we’ll see if it lasts). BUT…you’re taking a HUGE risk here, ladies. If you have a fear of losing your hair or any sense of pride in your appearance (I’m seriously lacking in both of these areas), you shouldn’t risk it. BUT…if your daring is matched only by your stupidity, give it a go and save some $$$! 🙂
I’m still recovering from what was most certainly an awesome weekend! Not only was it really fun, I also managed to spend only a teensy bit of money…huzzah! 🙂
For starters, Friday night my fella and I ventured off to the Midlands Tech Harbison Theatre to catch Chapin Community Theatre’s production of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Tickets for this show cost $15 a pop for non-students, but since I’m a theatre reviewer for Jasper Magazine, we got to see the show for free, in exchange for my review. Sweet! $30 saved!
My ensemble for the evening was also pretty flippin’ inexpensive.
The dress is by Phillip Lim, but was given to me because it had a split seam. I just sewed that sucker up, and now I have a dress that probably sells for about $400 retail. I made the obi belt I’m wearing from a pair of men’s trousers I bought for 50 cents at a thrift store. The sweet patent leather clutch I’m carrying only cost $1 (thrifted), and those gorgeous wedges were bought new online for $13, including free shipping.
So, that was a fun & thrifty date night, but what about the rest of my weekend?
At 6am Saturday morning, I met up with a few friends at the Colonial Life Arena for the Color Me Rad 5k. The entry fee for the run was $40 (which seems like a lot for a 5k…jus’ sayin’!), but you could volunteer your services as a color bomber, and still participate in the event for free! Some of the profits for this event benefitted the Happy Wheels charity, so I was happy to do my part! 🙂
Little did we know we’d be shuttled to our post for the event in a Ryder Van. “I know it seems creepy,” one of the event organizers said completely non-reassuringly. Seriously? Toting people around in a MOVING TRUCK? While this would be the perfect ruse for a human trafficking organization, we all hopped in like the foolish suckers we are.
Death Truck aside, the early scary morning was well worth it!
As the 6,000 runners raced by, we had the special joy of pelting them with handfuls of color!!! 😀
My Saturday was only getting started, folks! I rushed home to shower, then met up with friends at the SC Pride Parade and Festival. The festival itself is a free event, but as usual, drinks (alcoholic or non) are expensive. Not to worry! I came prepared!
Some festivals don’t allow you to bring in any outside beverages (and will even search your bag), so check on this before you try to BYOB. 🙂
While I saved tons on drinkage, I still ended up with a $3 slice of leathery pizza. Whatever…hunger calls!
After having fun at the festival, we headed off to watch the USC Game. I had a couple of beers and an inexpensive appetizer, so my tab was less than $15…not too bad.